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guidinglightningstrike:

SNL Digital Short— Doppelganger

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rorywilliamspond:

im-dead-sirius:

“I’ve tried to get in shape and the trainer is always telling me things that I don’t wanna hear like, ‘Aziz, there’s this new study that came out it said that any food you eat after 11 o’ clock p.m. goes straight to your belly so you have to cut those late night meals.’ And I was like, ‘Oh well, there’s another study I heard about that said if you have a lot of alcohol in your system and you eat a quesadilla at 3 in the morning, it’s delicious.’”

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yellowlaces:

Seth Meyers: “Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for President as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke”

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draperyfalls:

Donald Trump said recently he had a ‘great relationship with the blacks.’ Though unless ‘the Blacks’ are a family of white people, I bet he’s mistaken.

- Seth Meyers, White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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I really thought the cat would end my loneliness. It has only become a mascot for my loneliness.

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